1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
5. Just how are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5, as I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
15. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I would rather try to carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries from the car into the house.
23. How many times do you suppose it is OK to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear, understand or you just weren't paying attention to a word they just said?
24. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in to your lane. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
26. Is it just me or do teenagers get dumber & dumber every year?
28. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is
29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket or purse, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, pitch black, first time, every time!
LOVE IT... LOVE IT... LOVE IT!!!!!! Been there & done that. Absolutely hilarious!!! Laughed so hard while I was reading this my husband asked what was sooo funny; so I read them to him and he loved them as well. Thanks for sharing it.
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